I really just did that

So I was coming into the office to look at my blog and I opened the curtains to gaze outside. As I went to sit in the chair it rolled away from me, and I fumbled backwards desperately trying to grab anything that was stationary. Unable to do so I fell fast to the ground and banged my arm on the piano bench next to me. Do I worry about my swelling arm? No, first thing I do in my state of vanity is check and make sure no one is looking in the window to see this "Hayley moment" Thankfully the cost was clear!